It's F*cking Satire, Dammit!

Satire: Where reality gets a little too ridiculous to report with a straight face. Expect exaggerated headlines, questionable wisdom, and a healthy disrespect for the absurd. The stories are fictional. The stupidity they're based on usually isn't.

Nov

Loyalty Is a Cost Center

In 2020 the judge said my conduct was worthy of a villain in a James Bond movie. Then she said I still deserved a significant break, because if men like me don't get deals, fewer people will cooperate. She was right.

09 Nov 2026

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